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Monty Python Abusive Keychain.

The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain costs £8.99, will be available from next month is an “Holy Grail Style”, so the 17 sayings – From the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this fantastic abusive keychain with 17 sayings from the actual Monty Python crew!!

Abusive sayings include:

  • Button your lip, you ratbag!
  • Come on you worm…you miserable little man.
  • Come at me then…come on, do your worst, you worm.
  • Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
  • Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
  • Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • I wave my private parts at your aunties.
  • What is it now, you great pillock?
  • You dirty double-crossing rat.
  • You don’t frighten us, pig-dogs!
  • Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
  • I blow my nose at you.
  • You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded…
  • You’re a looney.
  • And a few more sayings we can’t print!!!
  • For over 18’s only.

Play | redferret

Monty Python Abusive Keychain

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