On his show Stephen Colbert, frustrated with all the free content Arianna Huffington has been glomming off "The Colbert Report" and others, announced that he would build his own site and call it "The Colbuffington Re-Post."
The Colbuffington Re-Post has "everything you love about the Huffington Post because it's the Huffington Post with a new border around it that says the Colbuffington Re-Post."
Notable quotes from the above clip:
"I'm a big fan of the Internet, it can answer any question from "Where can I get a pair of pants?" to "Where is the porn?" to "Woo boy where can I get another pair of pants?"
"Huffpo is famous for its extensive comprehensive coverage of things other people produced and put on the Internet."
"Hopefully HuffPo will be a new source of revenue for AOL, whose income currently depends on 82 year old Delaware resident Claire Meyers and the $10 an hour she still pays for dial up service."
"You've acheived the impossible, you have made me feel angry while looking at pictures of myself."
"Where's my money Arianna? Don't make me put on my rings"
"And I am proud to announce that the Colbuffington Re-Post is for sale for $316 million. Arianna if I find a buyer, I promise to give you the same cut you give me."
[tags]stephen colbert,arianna huffington,huffpo,tv shows,sattire[/tags]