The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain costs £8.99, will be available from next month is an “Holy Grail Style”, so the 17 sayings – From the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this fantastic abusive keychain with 17 sayings from the actual Monty Python crew!!
Abusive sayings include:
- Button your lip, you ratbag!
- Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
- Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
- Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
- Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
- Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
- I wave my private parts at your aunties.
- What is it now, you great pillock?
- You dirty double-crossing rat.
- You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
- I blow my nose at you.
- You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
- You're a looney.
- And a few more sayings we can't print!!!
- For over 18's only.
Monty Python Abusive Keychain