Microsoft will be debuting a series of zodiac-themed Zunes on the belief that what the portable music market really wants is devices engraved with "Aries" and "Pisces" logos. Microsoft even had (Macbook-using!) fortune-tellers on hand to calculate guests' star charts with astrology software.
Microsoft throwing a swank party complete with 90's band "The Presidents of the United States of America" (remember?) on hand to perform -- on New York's West Side last night to promote the two devices ahead of the holiday season.