Holy spoilers, Batman! A week before the official release of Microsoft’s biggest gaming software release to date, and someone is already posting the ending of Halo 3 before people have had a chance to buy the game.
Kotaku is advising that the ending to the third chapter of the Halo series has indeed been posted to the Internet. If you are wanting details on the Halo 3 spoiler, look elsewhere. If you want to know where to find it, consult your favorite search engine. As a service to you avid Halo fans, I’m not going to share any further details on it other than to warn you that it is out there. I would suggest going with a similar procedure as when the seventh “Harry Potter” book ending was leaked. Board up your doors and windows, don’t watch TV or listen to the radio, and stay away from the Internet. That is, until you’ve played the Halo 3 single player mode all the way through. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Of course, if you really twisted my arm I could be a complete jerk and spoil the ending for you. So OK, here goes…
The large ape falls off the Empire State Building, they all did it, and Rosebud was a sled.
There - happy now?