Klingon Anti-Virus is a malware scanner from Sophos with the entire UI translated into the language of Star Trek’s fierce and ferociously popular warrior race. The new anti-virus help rid the viruses, spyware, adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers, and Tribbles that plague Windows users, without deactivating current anti-virus software. Scary to think that Windows would be controlling things like cloaking devices or photon torpedoes, even scarier to think those systems could be infected with a Romulan rootkit. According to Sophos, “the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was “a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419.”

“The Klingon language – formally known as Klingonese, created by US linguist Marc Okrand for use in the movies and later TV shows, and has spawned a range of books from The Klingon Dictionary to Klingon translations of Hamlet and The Bible.”

Download: Klingon Anti-Virus (Sophos)