Our deal-sense is tingling. We feel…a disturbance. Forces are shifting. Constellations are aligning. The clouds of fate roil madly in the sky of destiny, presaging severe kismet storms with a 40% chance of serendipity. The universe is trying to tell you something. No, not “live life to the fullest” or “love your fellow Earthlings” or “wash me”. It’s saying “Buy a Zune now.”

Just look at the evidence. It goes way beyond our foul little cranny of cybertopia. Even the unwashed non-wooter masses (or you, if you like) can now get one of those brown Zunes no one wants at Amazon for $89.99, with free shipping. And they’re $89.99 at Buy.com if you use Google Checkout.

It just doesn’t make sense.

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