The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain costs £8.99, will be available from next month is an “Holy Grail Style”, so the 17 sayings – From the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this fantastic abusive keychain with 17 sayings from the actual Monty Python crew!!

Abusive sayings include:

• Button your lip, you ratbag!
• Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
• Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
• Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
• Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
• Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
• I wave my private parts at your aunties.
• What is it now, you great pillock?
• You dirty double-crossing rat.
• You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
• Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
• I blow my nose at you.
• You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
• You're a looney.
• And a few more sayings we can't print!!!
• For over 18's only.

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Monty Python Abusive Keychain